ugly-scientist:

bill compton in yellow
(asked by a-bitca) 

Helloh everehone. Beel heeyah. Ah was hesitant tew make a post abowt last week’s episode of True Blood, Ah Weeish Ah Was Tha Mewn. Eeit was a vereh harhd episode tew film. Ah nearleh had tew permit tha true death awnto mah vereh best frann, Ayric Newrthmuhn. He tewld meh that becawze of Sookeh… he experienced luuhhve. Ayund he tewld meh thayut no matta what, Sookeh deserved tew beh happeh… Ayund Ah realahzed thayut he was rahte. Ayund thayut he cewld mak ha happeh. Ah luuhhve both Sookeh and Ayric deepleh, sew Ah had tew dew tha one thang mah harrt was tellin’ meh; release Ayric and allow him tew go tew Sookeh. When Ah went back tew watch tha episode weeith mah guards, Ah broke down into bleeds. No matta how hawd eeit was fewr meh… Ah am ratha peaceful at tha moment. Ah know thayut bewth Ayric and Sookeh are alahve and safe. Ah know thayut they weeill both keep eachotha companeh, and Ah hope thayut one dayh tha three of us can get back tew tha way our relationsheeip was befewre Sookeh disappeared fewr a year; tha three musketeers, tha three amigos. Ah hope yew awll tune intew True Blood awn HBO awn Sundayh. Ah weeil be updatin’ mewr regulahly now, Ah have been terribleh buseh. Ah am, as usual, takin’ aneh and awll questions rahte nowh. 

Helloh everehone! Ah am terribleh sorreh Ah have nawt updated mah blawg theeis week, Ah have been vereh buseh filmin’ fewr mah realiteh TV show, True Blood. As yew awll saw, last week Ah found out Ayric has been stayin’ at Sookeh’s haus. Ah am tewrn up insahde abowwt theeis, seein’ as Ayric ish mah best frann and Sookeh ish tha luuhhv of mah lahfe. Ah can nawt post aneh spoilahs about what happens awn theeis week’s episode, but Ah weeil sayh eeit ish ratha dramatic. Ah dew hope yew awll had a wondaful week, and Ah hope yew awll turn in tomorrowh tew watch tha new episode of True Blood, on HBO. Ah weeil be acceptin’ aneh asks, as usual! 

Thank yew sew much fewr yewr concern, Eeleezuhbeth! Yew areh a trew frand Ah can count awn, lahke thayut Demi Lovato sawng!

Ah am terribleh sorreh abowwt thayut, Eeleezuhbeth! Ah was feelin’ upset about Sookeh, and sew Ah cawlled Jayseekah tew ask ha what she used tew dew when she was upset ovah a vreak up, and she tewld meh she’d eat fudge browneh ahce cream. Ah had mah guards gew fetch meh some, and Ah didn’t take intew account thayut vampiyahs cannawt eat hewman fewd… Sew Ah ate eeit awll, and Ah gawt tha bleeds becawse eeit was upsettin’ mah stomache. Sew Ah cawlled yew. But Ah fewrgawt yew’d be ahsleep…… But awll is wayell nowh! Ah am happeh as a clam! 

Thayut ish mewst unfortunate! Luckileh eeit ish onleh fewr abowwt a week though. 

Wayell, few oneh, when Ah was a hewman, men wereh gentlemen. Chivalry was mewst definiteleh steeil a policeh! Thereh was definiteleh a sewrt of, romanticism in tha aireh when Ah was steeil a hewman. Everehone was vereh passionate abowwt everehthang, and abowwt eachotha, and Ah feel thayut has diminished nowh. When cewrtin’ a laydee, men wewld awlwayhs treat ha lahke a Queen. Ah steeil, vereh firmleh, believe in thayut.

   Tew awll mah luuhhvlehh laydee followahs, yew shewld nevah, evah, let a man treat yew lahke anehthang less than a Queen. Yew awll deserve thayut. Ah am convinced thayut thereh areh steeil chivalrous gentlemen in tha werld tewdayh! Just wait fewr tha rahte one. 

Ah deeid in fact! Mah celly ish chargin’ rahte nowh, but Ah weeil replah as sewn as eeit ish finished chargin’!

Ah am sorreh tew heeyah thayut. Hereh in Louisiana, eeit ish extremeleh hawt out. Befewr Ah became King, mah haus did nawt have aneh air conditioning, wheeich awlways bugged mah hewman guests. As a vampiyah Ah cannawt feel tha heat as a hewmuhn.  

Helloh Eeleezuhbeth!